New Song – Niamh The Brave And Beautiful

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The other day, my daughter Niamh set off for Germany and other foreign lands. Seeing that the thought of her being gone for such a long time had got me down, my old friend Dee Sharpe, the band’s guitarist, reminded me that music is the best therapy in times like this. So I sat down and wrote a song. By the time Dee returned from a beer run, it was finished and, after downing the first of the beers, he picked up his guitar and joined me as we recorded it for her. Then we opened two more beers and raised them to Niamh and her great adventure. Then we had a few more beers to wish her bon voyage. The next thing I remember is Dee’s granny handing me a nice cup of tea where I lay on her couch and telling me she knew just how I felt – not my pounding head but my breaking heart.

New Song – Hey Chuck, Can I Borrow Your Truck?

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The inspiration for our latest song came from my good friend and the band’s fiddle player, Beau Strokes. He turned up at my door the other day, asking to borrow my hedge trimmer. I had to say no, not because Beau is always borrowing things and seldom returns them, but because I happen to know he doesn’t have a hedge. What he does have is an ongoing dispute with his neighbor, Larry. Mountain folk have their own way of resolving disputes and, while I respect that, I had no wish for my hedge trimmer to be used as a weapon. Ironically, the feud began over that habit of Beau’s of borrowing things and generally being a scrounger. After he left, muttering something about how Bubba down the road has a big ass chainsaw, I sat down and wrote this song about how this whole thing started.

New Song – I’m Here

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The other day, the band and I got to talking about all the people we know who are terribly sad for one reason or another. Thinking about it made us sad too, so I wrote this song, which we recorded, maintaining social distancing by each of us being in a different room in guitarist Dee Sharpe’s granny’s house in Broughty Ferry. As I belted out the vocals in Granny Sharpe’s downstairs toilet, I thought about how much better the world would be if we took the time to tell each other this kind of thing sometimes.

The Mysterious Beings’ first album now available

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It’s finally here folks. We already know you are extremely cool because you are here. Now is the chance to be even cooler by being one of the first to hear what critics are hailing as “beyond any doubt, one of the albums to appear this decade.”

Strap the headphones on, fire up your Spotify machine, and discover the album nobody is talking about.

“Of all the albums released this year, I have no hesitation in saying this is certainly one of them.” – Bill Board

“If this doesn’t win a Grammy, I’ll eat my hat.” – Anne Plifier, producer and CEO of Chocolate Hats, Inc.

Cheapskate Music Video

Even mega-bands like The Mysterious Beings have to watch the pennies these days. We don’t give our social media intern Cher Maposte much of a budget to work with, so, when it comes to making videos, she is thrown back on using free clips from the Internet. Cher owes her position to being the only groupie ever to fall for the dubious charms of our keyboard player, Gene Poole-Skimmings, rather than to any aptitude for hard work, so she can’t be arsed actually finding clips that match our songs. This was a great source of frustration and friction within the band until guitarist Dee Sharpe and I decided to make the best of a bad situation by… well, the song explains it better than I could do here.

The video clips used in the song came from the trending videos at the home page of on the day I made the video.

New Song – The Battle Of Lake Travis

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A tribute to the heroes of Lake Travis, whose flotilla of freedom were all that stood between us and socialism on that fateful Saturday in September 2020. Several boats laden with swashbuckling warriors for freedom went down that day, carrying their precious cargo of sun block and Miller Lite to Davy Jones’ locker. We will not forget you and how you put your lives on the line on the reservoir of doom.

Almost Here – Debut Album From The Mysterious Beings

I Give Up Cover

If you hear a dull thud on Thursday, September 3rd, it will be the sound of The Mysterious Beings’ new album dropping. I Give Up is a folk-poppy-rocky mix of social commentary and fun. It will be available across all streaming platforms a week from now. In the next day or two, we’ll be posting a pre-save link that will automatically add the album to your Spotify library as soon as it’s released, making sure you’re one of the first to know what everyone is talking about before they’re even talking about it.

Bandits On The Run perform “Fool To Love Her”

One of our favorite bands, Brooklyn, New York-based Bandits On The Run put that extra time on their hands to good use while quarantining in North Carolina with this living room recording of our song “Fool To Love Her.”

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In their real life, they have far better songs than this, of course! Check out their website here and their YouTube channel here.

Mysterious Beings YouTube Channel

A big thanks to our new social media intern, Cher Maposte, for setting up the Mysterious Beings YouTube channel, viewable at the link below. Please show your support by visiting and hitting the subscribe button.

Cher comes to us from… well, we’re not really sure. We found her in the back of the van behind one of our big-ass speakers after a gig in Russellville, Arkansas in the drunken company of our notoriously lascivious keyboard player, Gene Poole-Skimmings, who had no recollection of how they had got there. Cher claimed that she was, in her own forthright and uninhibited way, interviewing for a job with the band and, owing to her cordial relationship with the CEO of the local branch of the Retreads motor cycle gang, a man of imposing build and persuasive personality, was confident of being hired, which she was.